Painting Nails Like A Sir

You've probably already seen this nail art on the internet already.

For once, my right hand actually looks better! What sorcery is this?!

This is my left hand which should be nicer since I'm right handed but no.. It just went wonky all the way.

This is before top coat. I swear, nail arts look better with Seche Vite on top.

Moustache was done using nail art pen from night market. Argh! I haven't painted my nails let alone done nail art for months so both my hands refused to coorperate =_="